PIMPING KINKY - a Blog Post by spunkycumfun - FREE Threesome Dating Site 4 Couple Looking for Third

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9/21/2016 9:01 am

PIMPING KINKY

It’s my duty and indeed pleasure to Miss Kinky, also known as [blog kinkyfem73], who granted me a no holes barred interview - sorry about the typo!

Before the interview, and for reasons of research, I hired a private detective to investigate Miss Kinky’s life. The detective’s secret dossier was fulsome, revealing and even shocking. He recommended 21 questions to be put to Miss Kinky.

Below are Miss Kinky’s verbatim answers to the questions. I hope you can understand her Canadian accent!

1. Sex! Sex! Sex! Are you thinking about sex right now?
Yes I am actually! Fall makes me hornier~ don't ask me why. So sex crosses my mind more often this time of year.

2. What’s the best thing about this site?
Thats a toss up between the blogs and meeting people. I've met some great people from here, alot whom I consider very good friends. Theres also a few bloggers that I hope I get the chance to meet one day~ your sexy self included!

3. What’s the worst thing about this site?
Same answer Spunky LOL. Its a toss up between the blogs and meeting people. I've had the misfortune of meeting some real losers from here.... Likewise with the blogs, it seems lately some are only here to cause problems.

4. What has been the best experience as a result of being a member of this site?
This may be hard to believe but when I joined 5 years ago my self esteem was pretty low. Part of that stems from being judged by former partners when I opened up about my 'likes'. I joined the site and found tons of people who had the same likes. It was a great experience to be able to talk openly about things and not be judged!! It was then that my self esteem grew....and grew.... If you'd have told me 5 years ago that I'd be posting pics like I do for HNW, I'd have laughed my head off. But I enjoy posting them now, and that too has helped boost my self esteem.

5. What has been the worst experience as a result of being a member of this site?
Getting into too much detail about this is quite painful. Lets just say that I met a 'man' from here who became quite possessive and after a short period of time the RCMP [the Mounties] were involved.

6. How kinky can you go?
Kinky is a relative term. Whats kinky to you might be very vanilla for me and vice versa. Its no secret that I enjoy most aspects of BDSM and D/s, and that I have very few limits where those are concerned. How kinky can I go? ~laughs~ well leave out anything that has to do with , animals, blood, scat, or asphyxiation.... other than that I'm good to go.

7. How kinky have you gone?
How kinky have I gone....thats a tough one without actually writing a list of things I've done....but to answer this that might be easiest. I've had many many threesomes and moresomes, in every configuration. From FFF to MMF, MFM, FFM, FMF, MMMF, MMMFF.....we often go to a local lifestyle club and end up in the playroom surrounded by others, I wouldn't call it an orgy exactly but its dam fun! In that same club I've been on the St. Andrews cross in a room full of people watching as a local Dom and I have some fun. I enjoy wax play, temperature play, food play, cum play, orgasm denial, forced orgasm, bondage, toys, spanking, impact play, pegging, and one that I recently tried and LOVED, knife play. Have I done everything listed? Yes I have.

8. Is it true that you have taken out many patents for kinky sex techniques with the United Nations’ World Intellectual Property Organisation?
Yes Spunky it is but my legal advisor prefers I don't discuss them.

9. Is it true that Canadian cocks are bigger than American cocks?
Well in all honesty I've only had sex with 2 American men so I can't say, but I'm more than willing to test that theory out!!

10. Is it true that Canadian men like licking native beavers?
Native beavers or natural beavers? Theres a difference lol.

11. What did you say to the local power company when it found that an outage/power-cut was caused by your over-consumption of electricity while vigorously playing with your vibrators?
I told them they should send a man over to see for himself if it was in fact due to my toys!!

12. Is it true that Donald Trump has a small cock?
Spunky I don't kiss and tell. But I will say that he uses what little he has, very well! May I also say that the man I'm really curious about is Bill Clinton. He seems a bit on the kinky side.

13. What is your favourite film/movie?
Pretty Woman.

14. What is your favourite song?
Dark by Katy Perry. Theres something about that song that just fits me, its even the ringtone on my phone!

15. Who is your favourite actor/actress?
Actor~ Sean Connery!!! That mans voice makes me instantly horny!
Actress~ Julia Roberts. Shes soooo sexy.

16. Is there such a thing as too much cock?
ummmmmm NO!

17. Do you feel proud that seismologists discovered that your bedroom was once the epicentre of an earthquake, measuring 6.0 on the Richter scale, in your local area?
Fuck yeah!!!! Who wouldn't be proud of that?!?! Next is to see if we can get it higher than 6.0.

18. As a Canadian, can you confirm the story that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are called Mounties not because they ride horses but because they mount horses from behind?
Ummmm no Spunky I can't confirm that. In my past experience though I can confirm that he did like mounting me from behind. Ahhhhh memories....

19. Now Barack Obama is about to leave office, can you tell us what your threesome was like with Barack and Michelle Obama in the White House?
Barack was a bit of a prude but Michelle is an absolute FREAK in the sheets!! The things that woman can do with her tongue!!

20. If you had a choice between granting peace throughout the world and never having an orgasm again or having many orgasms in a permanently war-torn world, what would you choose?
My answer here may cause some waves but what the hell lol. I honestly don't see things ever changing Spunky.... its been this way for hundreds of years. So I might as well be having orgasms. Plus if I was going without orgasms I'd be awfully cranky and that could very well cause problems haha!

21. Do I have your informed consent to you and your blog and keep a 10 per cent cut of any earnings from my pimping activities?
10% plus I get to give you a BJ? Do we have a deal?

Miss Kinky has agreed to answer questions that people want to put to her after reading her answers to my questions. The only exception is that she won’t elaborate on her answer to question five which is off-limits for questions.

Should I accept Miss Kinky’s offer of a blowjob for being her ?
Do you have any questions for Miss Kinky?

It would seem rude to turn down a blowjob from Miss Kinky though I may charge!

Since I’m now Miss Kinky’s official , all members wanting to get in touch with Miss Kinky must communicate with me. Any direct contact with Miss Kinky will be regarded as a breach of the site’s terms of use and, moreover, a breach of contract that will result in vigorous legal action being taken.

As [blog kinkyfem73]’s , there are a range of activities shown below which I can arrange for you to enjoy with Miss Kinky. Obviously there’s a fee, an introduction fee, for such services!

What activities would you like to enjoy with Miss Kinky?

Miss Kinky is one of the stars of blogland. While many bloggers, including myself, fret about the site’s many glitches, who’s fucking who, why men are stupid, who’s the top blogger and who’s arguing with whom, Miss Kinky just gets on with running a brilliant and sexy blog.

On her blog she flashes her legs, her cleavage and even her breasts but she’s never flashed her pussy … that is, until now! Inside is the premiere flash of Miss Kinky’s pussy.